| has gloss | eng: "The Slowskys" are a national television advertising campaign for Comcast Cable's broadband Internet service. The ads feature an animatronic turtle couple, Bill and Karolyn Slowsky. The ads are based on the idea that DSL, which Comcast claims is slower than their service, is only fast enough for people who like things very slow. In the television ads, the two turtles are usually shown together explaining why they are so happy with DSL service, and that if they got Comcast, it would be far too fast for them. |
